I started a Facebook page for me so you can keep up with my non-Shmitten Kitten-related projects. Go ahead and like it if the spirit moves you. Thanks!

I’m emceeing the Philadelphia Vendy Awards this year. Come! Maybe I’ll recite a bunch of food truck-related haikus. Maybe I’ll dress up like a food truck. Maybe I’ll try and marry a food truck and have TLC film it for an episode of “Strange Love.” The possibilities are endless!

I think “Girls” and “Eastbound” need to pull a Freaky Friday

I Have An Idea: Lena Dunham and Danny McBride Should Switch Shows
by Anna Goldfarb 

The “Girls” premiere on Sunday night left me underwhelmed. I lived in New York City in my 20s and I expected to relate to the show. But I didn’t.  Not by a long shot. Hannah Horvath (Lena Dunham) whined and pouted her way through the episode, balking at the idea of weaning herself off her parents’ checking account. She’s 24 years old! Doesn’t she want to succeed? Doesn’t she want to be independent? More troubling, doesn’t she have any pride? 

Speaking of pride, you know who has a lot of it? Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) on “Eastbound & Down.” The show’s series finale aired the same night — Spoilers Ahead! — and it was an interesting juxtaposition to “Girls.” Like Hannah, Kenny Powers whines and pouts through life. He ended the series returning to April and his son, Toby, which was a little too neat for the usually unhinged Kenny Powers. It’s a shame because I would’ve liked to have seen a different kind of shake-up in his life rather than fatherhood to keep things interesting.

Then, I had an idea: Hannah should switch places with Kenny Powers. Transport Kenny Powers to Brooklyn. Plop Hannah in Myrtle Beach. I’m already laughing just picturing it! Sure, a 24-year-old New York mumbler and an immature baseball pitcher may not appear to have too much in common, but I’d argue that they do.

Read the rest here.